Miscellaneous: Today, at work a cute fill in employee struck up a conversation...

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By slothstronaught - 26/04/2016 02:50 - United States - Schofield

Today, at work a cute fill in employee struck up a conversation with me. We seemingly hit it off so I invited her out to grab drinks. It was then I found out she was actually 16 and my bosses daughter. fml

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