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By crap... - 25/03/2016 23:57 - United States
Today, as I was leaving the hospital from visiting my sister, I went to Pizza Hut. I am 2 and a half hours away from home and got food poisoning. I now have to sit in the car for that amount of time without crapping my pants. FML