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By jeb17 - 09/04/2016 01:39 - United States - Mechanicsburg

Today, all of my hard work finally paid off. After over a year of training harder than I ever have before and pushing myself to new limits, I made it to the finals for my track team. On my way home from the recognition ceremony, I tripped down a single step and broke my ankle. The race is tomorrow.

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