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By change.over.they.said.itll.be.cheaper.they.said - 12/04/2016 02:48 - United States - Bothell

Today, after having been with sprint for 5 months in their change over plan who swore to buy out my contract, I just recieved a collection notice from verizon telling me i owe them nearly 1,000 dollars in late and cancellation fees.

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Today, my Brita filter for my pitcher needs a replacement. This wouldn't be even remotely that big of a deal, except this month I also ran out on a few other necessities that weren't exactly what one would call cheap. I'm trying to both save money but also learn more healthy habits (like drinking more water). FML

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