Today, a friend and I went to Wendy's, and she said she was gonna... - FML

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By "Emi-lee Nicole" - 13/03/2018 04:47

Today, a friend and I went to Wendy's, and she said she was gonna get us fries. I went to the bathroom and when I came out and saw the fries on the counter I started to eat them. My friend grabbed my arm and said, "That's not ours!" A man rushed over and grabbed the tray. FML

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