By Anonymous - 07/10/2017 01:30
The Top
By wellthen - 12/07/2016 21:35 - United States - Clarksville
The buck stops here
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Monster in my bathroom
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Sad but true
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Coulda, shoulda, woulda
By DeathbyWording - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Vernon
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Don't come
By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
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Who's there?
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Confused?
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Star Wars brain
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A Natural Snack!
By Anonymous - 21/02/2017 00:00 - United States - Charles City
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Nice try
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Mixed feelings
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blackonblight tells us more.
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Take it seriously!
By very punny - 03/09/2014 03:18 - United States - Odenton
Probably for the best
By MissKaye - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Hendersonville
MissKaye tells us more.
I didn't mean to sound like I'm sulking. Just naturally the couples will stay together and have conversations that I can't relate to. This usually leaves me with no social participation and makes for a pretty boring day. I love both my sister's boyfriend and sister-in-law and don't mean to say that I wish either were gone. Also, our family has a very sweet, loving, and sadly high-maintenance dog, so it's probably for the better that I'm there to make sure he gets his medicines throughout the day. I hope that clears up the FML a little! Happy holidays!
Happy for you
By Anonymous - 30/10/2015 13:27 - United Kingdom - Tranent
Keywords
Hey guys. Sadly, the only things that stayed with me were a snippet of dialogue, entirely out of context. Like most dreams, it was more the idea of writing that was played out for me, the movie scene version. I felt the pride, the mental exertion, but chances are the dream didn't have any real writing in it. Just that word count at the top and the line "Those eyes looked in on me and all I was. They saw me, and they saw nothing. So now, they will see nothing. Forever." And the resulting crash from discovering it was all a dream is actually worse than the block itself. I'm not giving up, not by a long shot, but I doubt I'll be getting that story back, if it ever existed. But hey, I got an FML out of it!