By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 17:38 - United States - Monroe
The Top
By Anonymous - 16/09/2011 06:36 - United States
By notgettingany - 24/11/2010 17:18 - United States
Reality is weirder than fiction
By Broken Arm - This FML is from back in 2020 but it's good stuff
By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 04:42 - United States
By paradox - 23/11/2010 17:10 - United States
bannedpianoman tells us more.
By Miss<Younger>Beyoncé - 13/10/2014 08:13 - Namibia - Windhoek
By Spockx - 06/08/2012 11:20 - New Zealand - Hamilton
The patriarchy rules
By hyphen - 10/12/2020 02:01 - United States - Denver
Sounds like a swell guy
By Crying - 01/03/2022 02:00
Letting go
By Anonymous - 17/05/2023 15:00
Classic manipulation
By Anonymous - 16/05/2026 03:00 - United Kingdom
By kaileekat517 - 21/11/2010 18:36 - United States
Nice disguise
By Anonymous - 09/09/2011 13:25 - Australia
Risky business
By Anonymous - 28/02/2022 04:00
Get me out of here
By fraz206 - 18/03/2019 16:00
Wait, what?
By Anonymous - 09/03/2022 22:00
By Anonymous - 07/07/2013 19:04 - Germany - Ahaus
By cheaterscheat - 29/07/2012 01:21 - United States - Saint James
By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 09:35 - United States
F*ck the patriarchy
By Anonymous - 20/12/2020 19:58
By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 09:42 - United States
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By TooLesbian - 25/09/2014 02:33 - Australia - Kellyville
TooLesbian tells us more.
I am the OP for this post. She is not my friend, just the sister of a friend (I live with both). Where I live in Australia, "queer" is still used as a derogatory word against gay people, and gay men and women are often called that by homophobes in public. She is completely straight, but thinks she is revolutionary by joining the gay rights movement as an "ally". Because she knows gay people, she assumes that she is entitled to use words we call ourselves. She knows I'm not comfortable with the word "queer" because I've had it used against me by bullies at high school, but she continues to use it because "it's an umbrella term" (although it isn't, some a word SOME LGBT people call themselves). She isn't a homophobe, and I'm not insinuating that she is - just really annoying.
By Anonymous - 21/05/2009 06:21 - United States
By brunhilde - 16/09/2012 10:14 - Hungary - Budapest
By madisonbubch - 23/09/2014 01:04 - United States - Vine Grove
By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 00:54 - United States
By shoutoutloud2him - 05/12/2009 08:48 - United States
By Anonymous - 19/09/2014 08:58 - Belgium
Keywords
Most of you are saying this sounds fishy, and I tried to write this part in the FML, but I didn't have room with the 300 character limit... Since I was a senior for only 9 weeks (half of a semester) this year, they refused give me a new school ID. I tried using my ID from Junior year, since I figured 2009-2010 would work, but they said that that ID was invalid starting the first day of this year. They said that my only other option would be a driver's license. Same situation, more details...