By youreajoker - 10/11/2010 10:28 - Australia
The Top
By Username - 14/08/2011 17:44 - United States
Demons
By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 19:45 - United States
You what?
By charliesangel123 - 21/02/2010 17:16 - United Kingdom
By ihatepokemon - 22/07/2013 22:14 - United States
By satanlovesme - 30/05/2009 23:22 - United States
By prevostsrocklike - 11/05/2009 12:38 - United States
By Anonymous - 29/05/2012 18:43 - United States - Springfield
Landlords gonna landlord
By goingtobeevicted - 25/04/2013 06:28 - United Kingdom - London
By stupdude3 - 26/03/2012 14:51 - United States
By Noname - 06/03/2009 19:13 - United States
Thanks, I guess?
By LocallyBrewed - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States
By meantowheels - 21/06/2009 02:29 - United States
Salt meet wound
By max5 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Casseneuil
By Anonymous - 17/08/2012 13:31 - United States - Newberry
By fml0505 - 09/05/2013 06:49 - United States
fml0505 tells us more.
By Anonymous - 01/05/2012 08:24 - Australia - Bairnsdale
By Anonymous - 20/03/2013 17:38 - United States - Kalamazoo
Iceman226 tells us more.
The dates were actual dates, she knew it. We had cuddle and make-out sessions as well. After that night I talked with her on where things were going. Turns out she still has feelings for her Ex overseas (there in a complicated relationship so technically it's not even her Ex) and she was just using me because she got "lonely." I'll admit that I deserved some of what I got as I was ignorant and blinded but it still sucks. Oh, haha, she says I'm one of her best friends and she still wants to be friends. Seriously FML
By it's just a name - 10/01/2013 05:53 - Canada - Saint Albert
Gun nut
By missbrit - 04/02/2011 07:59 - United Kingdom
Who?
By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 17:14 - United States
Repetitive
By justgreat - 24/03/2012 02:30 - United States - Opa Locka
Assholes
By NoRespect - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By take a fucking seat, gran - 14/12/2013 22:05 - United States - Fullerton
By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 00:56 - United States
By ambermcnulty - 05/01/2010 02:27 - France
By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 06:25 - United States
Smooth
By eayers2689 - 30/05/2009 16:19 - United States
Epic prank bro
By Rachel - 20/07/2012 05:13 - United States
By holyshart - 05/06/2012 09:03 - United States
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This is the OP! I live with a married couple because they are old friends of mine, the rent is cheap, and it helps them out with the bills as well. It's really not that bad, we get along really well. The baby talk just gets old when you hear it all the time ya know? I don't even think he realizes he's doing it at this point, and I don't want to get in the middle of their marriage. I'll just keep quiet, drown it out with manly music, and vent on FML! # 2 I will be long gone before they have a real baby. # 17 I am indeed very jealous of his beard. Also, they are not newly weds. And to clear things up, all three of us are roommates. He's not living with me instead of his wife like some of you thought. That is all.