Intimacy: Why would you do that?

Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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By TheywearintheDIRTYlaundrybasket! - 26/03/2019 22:00

Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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By je suis christy - 09/01/2015 19:04 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML

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By wnrz - 18/02/2012 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

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Sweep it under the rug

By Anonymous - 12/08/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend told me she was coming over for a surprise visit. I quickly tidied up, but not before shoving all my dirty laundry under the bed. When she arrived, she brought her dog in. Her dog immediately sniffed out the laundry and dragged my most embarrassing underwear into the living room while her parents watched. FML

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Smell good

By Anonymous - 02/12/2019 19:00 - Australia

Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML

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By botharebad - 13/03/2010 05:14 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML

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By grossed out - 21/09/2016 09:21 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, whilst in a dressing room trying on some new clothes, I experienced the sheer terror of having someone fling a pair of dirty panties over the stall wall only to make off with some stolen ones, whilst you're still standing there in shock staring at another woman's dirty underwear. FML

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Goofball

By Anonymous - 09/11/2025 12:00

Today, as I was folding laundry, I found some of my wife’s sexy panties. I’m kind of a hairy guy so I thought it would be hilarious to put them on and send her some goofy pics. She thought it was hilarious alright, mostly because they were our daughter’s not hers. FML

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mastercrammer 0

Friday 20 March 2009 16:10

Girls wearing their guys' boxers after sex: HOT Guys wearing girl underwear at any time: NOT HOT AT ALL

Pongo_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 16:08

also ew ... if you are a guy, that is not sexy. that's weird.

Comments

arstef90 5

Saturday 21 March 2009 23:51

You are WEIRD!!!!!!

bebepatita 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:33

THIS IS SICK. Why would you want to STRETCH your girlfriend's underwear? Oh, and it's your fault, for not knowing what your girlfriend wears.. And like everyone else said, lock your doors next time.

MCart_fml 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 4:25

FAIL. Sexy if your GF wants you to, but WTF if you don't know your girlfriend's panties from her mom's?!

alewares 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 6:39

Learn to lock a ******* door.

OhSoFoxy 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 11:21

I hate to break it to you, but most girls don't find that sexy at all. Assuming you're a guy.

scarymaryisepic 0

Monday 23 March 2009 22:22

why the hell would that be sexy?? spunk in the trunk is a nono

Nakedsquirrel 5

Tuesday 24 March 2009 6:10

What the hell is sexy about wearing a girl's panties, especially when they're not clean? Disturbing is more like it. I don't blame her mom for thinking something is wrong with him.