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Who? Where? Why? What?

up to no-good... - 22/08/2014 04:09 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my parents accused me of being secretive. I have no idea what they're talking about; all I do is work, go to school, sleep, and eat. Now I'm grounded until I tell them what's going on. I have crazy parents, that's what's going on. FML

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minikat - 02/06/2018 15:00

Today, my parents woke me up and grounded me for the "disrespectful" things I said to them in my sleep. Apparently I say these things every night, and each time I do they extend the grounding. FML

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You gotta be kidding me?

mammasboy - - United States - Springfield

Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML

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nothowitworks - 03/02/2018 19:30 - United States

Today, I was grounded for allegedly lying to my parents about being at my friend's house, in her outdoor hot tub. Apparently, my parents couldn't find me on Google Earth. I can't convince them that it's not actually a live feed. FML

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daughter of a gullible cunt - - Australia

Today, as per usual, my mother went to see her psychic, who told her that one of her children is harbouring a "dark secret". Now we're all grounded until one of us confesses our obviously non-existent secret. FML

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blue15564 - 26/09/2016 21:52 - United States - Davenport

Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML

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brizzle - 05/04/2009 20:15 - United States

Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML

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Yoooooo0 - 29/11/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML

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Michelle - 15/08/2011 08:15 - United States

Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML

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This is not good parenting

Anonymous - 23/09/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, and for the past week, I've been incredibly on edge because apparently my dad is kicking me out but I don't know when, and my mom has told me I'm not allowed to tell anyone. She then got mad at me because I did. FML

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1357katie - 19/09/2009 04:22 - Canada

Today, I told my mom about the couple of times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML

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Friday 22 August 2014 16:02

Good luck getting out of that punishment by telling the truth.

winchestinalock 21

Friday 22 August 2014 16:03

just can't win with parents can ya

ginger196 14

Friday 22 August 2014 16:24

Tell them what they need to hear

oreoeater 21

Friday 22 August 2014 23:49

"Mom, Dad this is Dr.George, he needs to talk to you about... 'Moving'"

GrinchFu1 27

Friday 22 August 2014 16:27

Perhaps it's time to spend a little more time with your parents!? Maybe they're wrongly perceiving your lack of time spent with them as you being secretive and just want more of your attention. I noticed you didn't add spending time with family to your list up there. There's a good chance they're noticing this as well. Maybe!?

limabeans101029 20

Friday 22 August 2014 16:59

A lot of teenagers don't spend much time with their parents.

GrinchFu1 27

Friday 22 August 2014 19:27

That doesn't mean they shouldn't!

oreoeater 21

Friday 22 August 2014 23:52

Yes but it does mean that his parents are overreacting, if your reason is true

kcpestwick 15

Friday 22 August 2014 16:38

Well if that's really all you do being grounded won't make much difference

ThePaperDragon 31

Friday 22 August 2014 16:39

I can relate to having crazy parents!

vlader08 13

Friday 22 August 2014 16:39

just say you've been working on a home project/hobby or something ?

winimy 8

Friday 22 August 2014 16:46

So tell them that.

HotShot313 15

Friday 22 August 2014 16:52

tell them you're CIA

oreoeater 21

Friday 22 August 2014 23:54

I wonder how hard it'd be to get a fake badge

LowExpectations 30

Saturday 23 August 2014 4:16

Do CIA agents even get badges? Everything they work on is supposed to be hush hush. So having a badge that declares you work for a secretive government agency kind of defeats the secret part of it.

cjwayy 22

Friday 22 August 2014 17:29

My parents are the same way. Thank god I don't live with them anymore.

vikky538 28

Friday 22 August 2014 17:37

to your parents go to school, eating and sleeping is not the normal kids behavior.. its CREEPY for them...

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Friday 22 August 2014 18:17

My parents are the same way. I rarely left the house when I was a teenager, other than going to my part-time job and school. They told me to go meet people and have fun. When I finally got a boyfriend and made friends I wanted to spend time with, they complained that I spent too much time away from the house and would ground me just to keep me from visiting them. You just can't please some parents. Ya know, because they're crazy paranoid.