"Who wants a dessert?" By Lewis - 27/12/2018 00:30 - France - Paris I made a huge mistake... I agree, your life sucks 296 You deserved it 89 Share Tweet Share
Today, my coworker decided to give me "the talk". I'm 21 and not a virgin, yet most of what she said was new to me. FML I agree, your life sucks 32 246 You deserved it 5 741
Today, I told my long-distance friend about the flooding in Florida due to the Supermoon. He's a Flat Earther and despite proof, denies the coincidence because he believes the moon and gravity aren't what we're taught. FML I agree, your life sucks 10 606 You deserved it 1 311
Today, at my new retail job, I accidentally referred to white tank tops as, "Wife beaters." That's what I thought they were actually called, until my boss had to correct me. FML I agree, your life sucks 835 You deserved it 452
Today, I was talking dirty with someone on the phone, when at one point I said, "Oh yeah, you like that?" She responded, "I can't actually feel anything you know, we're just on the phone." FML I agree, your life sucks 14 022 You deserved it 36 031
Today, I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML I agree, your life sucks 44 945 You deserved it 30 908
Today, I'm 8 months pregnant with a horribly sore back and an insensitive husband. I'm so desperate for relief that I'm lying on the couch, using my vibrator to give myself a back massage. FML I agree, your life sucks 39 256 You deserved it 4 733
you dessert it! :)
Soooo cute