"Who wants a dessert?" By Lewis - 27/12/2018 00:30 - France - Paris I made a huge mistake... I agree, your life sucks 296 You deserved it 89 Share Tweet Share
Today, as I was making biscuits my mom joked, "Don't burn the house down." I told her "Don't worry, I know how to make biscuits." The oven caught fire. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 738 You deserved it 664
Today, at the hairdresser's, I fell asleep while my hair was being washed. My barber had to shake me awake. FML I agree, your life sucks 5 150 You deserved it 1 088
Today, a man started a deep conversation with me at the bus stop about life, death, and the miracles of things we take for granted every day. I was really enjoying it until he looked at his watch and said, "Oh shit, mushrooms make me lose track of time!" and ran off into the night. FML I agree, your life sucks 44 186 You deserved it 4 937
Today, I had to go to the hospital because I broke my leg in a sex accident. The doctor is my boyfriend's mom. I had to explain everything to her. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 759 You deserved it 625
Today, I woke up to a flooded basement. That basement is my bedroom, so I'm completely surrounded by water. All I need is a tiger and this would be like The Life of Pi. FML I agree, your life sucks 50 701 You deserved it 3 880
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 011 You deserved it 216
you dessert it! :)
Soooo cute