"Who wants a dessert?" By Lewis - 27/12/2018 00:30 - France - Paris I made a huge mistake... I agree, your life sucks 290 You deserved it 86 Share Tweet Share
Today, I found out that my girlfriend’s friends secretly make fun of me. They call me “grandpa” and a “massive creep.” They’re in their 20s. My girlfriend is 22 and I’m 48. Apparently, dating a consenting legal adult is considered “creepy.” FML I agree, your life sucks 172 You deserved it 1 732
Today, I found out one of the neighborhood kids has been stealing from my mailbox. Several packages marked "delivered" had gone missing over the last few months, so I set up a trail cam in the yard. I notified the USPS and the police; they confronted him at his house. He's been reselling everything I ordered on eBay. FML I agree, your life sucks 539 You deserved it 62
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML I agree, your life sucks 23 410 You deserved it 3 069
Today, I learned that it's cute when a goat comes up to you and licks your face. That is, until you realize that goat was just eating poison ivy. FML I agree, your life sucks 31 863 You deserved it 5 774
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our 5 year anniversary. All I got was him stopping by for a quickie before he went into work. FML I agree, your life sucks 32 600 You deserved it 4 500
Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML I agree, your life sucks 21 156 You deserved it 30 523
Today, my mother brought over some early Christmas presents for me and the kids. The kid's presents were fine, mine however consisted of many yard accessories, including solar lights. I live in an apartment building with no yard. Her response? "Buy a potted plant and shove them in there." FML I agree, your life sucks 29 056 You deserved it 2 636
Today, I decided to give my boyfriend a surprise striptease. After I turned around, I heard him murmur "Oh, wow." I turned back around, only to find him watching a gif of a cat falling into snow in slow motion. FML I agree, your life sucks 42 240 You deserved it 4 933
you dessert it! :)
Soooo cute