Which side are you on?

thefuckman - - United States

Today, I woke up to a glorious sunrise, fresh coffee, and a bleached lawn. My neighbors on both sides have constantly fought with each other since before I even moved in, which I guess explains the note taped to my window saying, "Pick a side." FML
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The rhythm of the fight
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Tuesdaythe10th 11

Your username is very creative

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Fredds_Life 3

I would not tolerate that, call the police right away and they will know you are not going to put up with there shenanigans.

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dead247 13

How can you say shenanigans?! This is so much more than a silly fight between two sides! You need to find a way into befriending both, then take them down inside or arson, if you want to go that path.

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agonydrum 7

Set both houses on fire, show them your the boss, than smoke some weed

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DocBastard 38

Wow...a stupid idea followed by stupid grammar followed by another stupid idea. You win the Worst Comment of the Day award. Congratulations.

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agonydrum 7

Awesome :) thanks man

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DrAtomic 0

Reading 45 and 55's comments has given me the biggest headache in the past month, and since I work with mental disabilities, that's pretty bad. However, 45 and 55's level of idiocy skyrockets.

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DaGrimRetard 8

buy two bullets. cheap and solves the problem.

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Metallica36176 16

Yep. Pick a side. YOUR side, and if they don't like it, let them fight each other and grab some popcorn. :) Unless they choose to turn against you. Then you should choose the side of the police.

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Szaszaspasz 26

Just say to both of the neighbours: "You ready? You ready? Let's get it on!"

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Leslier_fml 4

Dont do it! Show them you are better than that.

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Leslier_fml 4

Dont do it! Show them you are better than that.

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