Today, I told my son that his grades are dropping and his behavior is getting out of hand. To which he replied, "Yeah, so is your weight." FML
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You said his grades are dropping, and he says so it your weight. Doesn't that mean you got skinnier?

oblio 0

take away his xbox, but hide your meds first!

cherryblossomchi 4

so, it's a bad thing that your weight is dropping?

that's why you should be able to beat your kids!!!

RainbowHeadache 2

Haha I would've paused for a long while then said, "touché..." and walked off. Then take anything precious to him in the middle of the night.

Thatswhatshesaid_fml 3