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Unwarranted bitchiness

lois2lane - 23/12/2009 07:15 - United States

Today, a car was tailgating and honking at me while trying to pass me, so I decided to be a bitch back and go extremely slow. We got to a two lane road and the car passed me up. The man in the front seat flipped me off while pointing to his wife in the back seat who was clearly in labor. FML

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FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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Road rage gone feral

16590 - 15/06/2012 22:13 - Sweden

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML

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Tailgate party

Anonymous - 23/05/2014 22:06 - Canada - Oakville

Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML

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Road rage

Anonymous - 07/04/2024 00:00 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I had a “Fuck you” shouting match with a guy who'd tailgated me in the slow lane through an active school zone. I flipped him off when he finally passed, which admittedly wasn’t my best move. He ended up beside me, windows down, where we verbally sparred like teenagers in a dick swinging contest. Regrettably. FML

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Cool your boots

AmberKCole - - United States

Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML

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cool trick buddy - 01/01/2017 08:59 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I was tailgated on the highway. There was a car in the lane next to me, and my tailgater was WAY too close to risk slowing down, so I sped up in order to switch lanes, which bumped me over the speed limit. That's when my tailgater turned on the flashing lights. FML

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Anonymous - 15/11/2014 15:23 - Australia

Today, while driving to my daughter's wedding, the person behind us kept laying on her horn and yelling every time I stopped for a red light. That person was my wife. Sadly I'm too whipped to stand up to her and spent the whole drive pretending not to hear my passengers snickering at me. FML

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Mean streets

fouchi - 10/04/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML

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serveandprotectyeahright - 20/11/2010 14:00 - United States

Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML

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kelkat09 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 16:05

that's your fault. you should never do that anyways.

rukiafujioka 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 19:41

Disagreed. How the hell was the OP supposed to know there was a woman giving LABOR in the backseat? Honestly, would you have pulled over, because I sure wouldn't have. 99.9% of the time, the tailgater is just being an asshole and just *can't stand* going the speed limit. This is one of the rare [and I mean RARE] times that they had a legitimate reason for being an ass. The OP was not a terrible person for going slower, just human. If you're going to say that, shouldn't you also say that the driver was a terrible person because he really did jeopardize the woman and her baby by taking his eyes off the rode and twisting around to point in the backseat? Besides, honestly the driver should've passed earlier if he was on his way to the hospital, instead of trying to tailgate the person. It takes literally one second to do so.

BorderlineCreep 4

Wednesday 4 July 2012 15:00

How is op wrong? They said that the guy passed once they got to a two lane road. That being said, we are forced to assume that at first they were one a one lane road, so unless there was somewhere op could have pulled in to let him pass, then he was putting his life, his wife's and ops life in danger by trying to force her to go faster. This happens to me all the time, even when I'm going at or slightly above the speed limit. People are assholes and its way more dangerous to tailgate and distract someone from driving than it is for op to slow down.

Dilwann 27

Thursday 20 December 2012 19:33

I hit both FYL and YDI, the second because OP decided to go extremely slow just to be a dick. I would think it better to just keep driving at the same speed.

ChristineAnn58 8

Monday 9 July 2012 3:35

Wtf gives you the right to not let someone speed off and pass? Who gives a damn. Of they want the ticket or in a hurry let them go so they are away from you. Ignorant ****.

WhyAmUHere 19

Tuesday 18 September 2012 18:59

Today, my wife was in labor, and I had to get her to the hospital. This asshole in front of us wouldn't let us pass and started to drive even slower for us. My wife ended up giving birth in the car, and dying. FML.

Crabtree1015 12

Tuesday 6 November 2012 15:52

Okay, we've all done this at some point. How was the OP suppose to know he was doing it because of his wife. My first thought would be he is trying to be a dick.

theprincess79 2

Monday 26 November 2012 12:17

You're an ass and an inconsiderate b*tch! Next time, move the hell over.

sithlordnergal 5

Sunday 17 February 2013 15:52

Bad luck on the timing OP, but other then that, excellent way to deal with tailgating. As for you people who are all up in arms about OP going slower, may you pray you don't get caught behind me or any of my family members, because we do that to tailgaters for laughs, then laugh even more when the person speeds by us only to be caught by the red light.