Intimacy: Turned on - FML

Turned on

By Anonymous - 31/03/2012 15:10 - United States

Spicy

Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML

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By kmyltd - 14/09/2016 06:18 - Australia - Mount Eliza

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I remembered I had a Reese's Krispy Kreme doughnut in the car. I orgasmed while thinking about a doughnut. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2015 13:26 - United States - Manchester

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Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML

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Say yes

By fuckingdonuts - 18/05/2015 02:54 - United States - Edmond

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Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML

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All mine

By Anonymous - 12/04/2025 15:00 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, feeling generous, I bought a dozen donuts for my coworkers. Instead, I ended up taking them into my office and eating all of them in the first hour. FML

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Mind games

By LittleRed - 05/03/2012 08:45 - United States

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Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML

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Saucy

By donutsex - 05/08/2014 16:48 - United States - Georgetown

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Today, since I work at a doughnut shop, I came home smelling like fry oil and had bits of sugar on me. My boyfriend told me he loves having sex with me right after I get off work. He said its like having sex with a hot doughnut. FML

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By Wheresthecreamfilling - 03/11/2016 06:03

Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML

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No kinkshaming, but come on…

By esb - 13/08/2009 15:23 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "Eat it, eat it!" FML

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Unexpected arousal

By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 22:46 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Spicy

Today, I got sexual tingles while watching a Subway worker assemble my sandwich. FML

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By MrAries - 02/03/2016 11:45 - United States

Spicy

Today, I'm so sleep-deprived, I got a boner from just thinking about falling asleep. FML

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Top comments

moosemonkey1000 6

Saturday 31 March 2012 19:43

Those holes are pretty hot.

my_usagi 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 19:44

Cream filled? Lol

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coling 0

Saturday 7 April 2012 19:43

Is your name homer simpson?

lhow120 0

Monday 9 April 2012 5:34

Nothing is wrong with that

FukUrDreamz 0

Monday 9 April 2012 8:45

man u ain't supposed to love dem holes!!!

BlackCube2 2

Tuesday 10 April 2012 20:27

you are a disgrace

jlperry31 10

Wednesday 11 April 2012 10:06

Apparently the whole in the donut turns u on, yet I dont know how ur dck could fit into it without tearing it apart.

saturnsonic 3

Wednesday 11 April 2012 10:09

why do you bang them or eat them?

bossiblondi 9

Friday 20 April 2012 6:41

All of you must be fat asses. Stop thinking about ******* food and think of pussy or some dick shit. Or just live out your lives at macdonalds on the dollar menu

ArctixAssassin 4

Friday 24 June 2016 6:45

Wow, that would mean something, but it doesn't cus 2 things: Ur blonde Ur comment is about dick and vages

Kushymonster420 0

Friday 27 April 2012 20:52

(: forever alone

djdailey 6

Thursday 10 May 2012 19:10

Doesn't matter had sex

Sigebrycht 1

Sunday 20 May 2012 21:44

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