Kids: Treasure hunt

Treasure hunt

By bubbalicious - 13/08/2009 20:57 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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By Ribbed for Her Disaster - 04/04/2013 16:04 - United Kingdom - Orpington

Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML

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Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML

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Emergency

By Anonymous - 03/05/2009 23:22 - United States

Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of two years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2012 18:55 - United Kingdom - Southwold

Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML

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By anonymous - 25/09/2020 20:01

Today, my best friend informed me that he had lost his virginity to my sister, which I already knew. However, he told me the location. My room. While I was asleep. FML

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By KoNi - 21/11/2008 07:23 - France

Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML

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By Somebody fucking kill me! - 12/08/2025 05:00 - Mexico

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Big awkward moment

By JDLAX1924 - 05/08/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to "Listen to this voicemail." I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty, followed by the bed springs bouncing for three minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML

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By laydeegaga - 07/03/2010 08:13

Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML

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By PPP - 28/04/2015 15:05 - United States

Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML

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xNatsuki 0

Friday 14 August 2009 1:01

Your sister is so cute. YDI for bragging.

Say_hi 0

Friday 14 August 2009 0:59

Lol! That is funnier than crap. Poor you. :P

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spillproof 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 9:55

xD jajJajaj

suckmysarcasm 10

Tuesday 18 August 2009 20:59

yeah i agree with the others who say there are nothing wrong with virgins. im 20 and still a virgin. mainly because ive done things i regret in my past (dating in high school which i shouldn't in my opinion have done, i shouldve focused on more important things) and plus i want to lose my virginity to the right woman , not some one time shot. i used to made fun of all the time for being a virgin and mainly by my friends or people who claimed to be friends and at some points i actually felt like there was something wrong with me for bein a virgin ,but once high school ended i saw that it doesnt matter that everyone around me wasnt virgins while i was. i know there are prolly a lot of people who think being a virgin is lame ,but take it from me other people can make u feel that way but once u realize how little those people matter u wont even care anymore. i can personally say i dont care anymore.

N3VVRmiNd 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 14:06

Eww, gross! #1 - bragging, not the best thing to do. You must want to share it with someone, but at least do it in person. There are government agent listening to you! #2 - I am not one of the people that think you are a ****, because you only did it once, correct? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OiN_xh9F0I&feature=channel_page #3 - Congrats on that, although I don't want to hear about the endless teenagers losing something you should have taken beter care of. It was for you to enjoy when everone else is doing so you can say your accomplishment was that you waited. I AM AN OXYMORON

shelboo_fml 0

Friday 4 September 2009 7:50

Wouldn't you be a paradox since an oxymoron just involves 2 words mainly? (Like "cold fire") :O

lmc9413 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 17:24

lmfao i bet yu just wanted 2 slap her

roosseeee 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 17:19

that was incredibly stupid of you to bragg.

cristineuhhx3 0

Friday 21 August 2009 18:29

You're sister is SO cute! YDI for bragging. But that seriously sucks. :P

fmlyoumeanie 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 7:23

This is as fake as Pam Andersons boobs. No kid little kid would ever do that. You know it's fake...just admit it,

Bleedingclaw 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 22:41

Your sister was so sweet in offering to help you....but honestly your virginity is somthing precious...(in my opinion, anyway) and you shouldn't just go around bragging about it. I don't know what side to choose....so i won't....but next time if you're gonna brag about it....wouldn't it be smarter to go and do it away from your house or somthing?