By Failed_Dad - 25/09/2015 05:42 - United States - Davis

Today, with the most certainty and confidence that I have ever seen in her, my 16-year-old daughter told me an egg is a fruit because of its "hard shell and growing seed." FML
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Goblin182 26

If eggs are fruit, can bacon be a green leafy vegetable? Then I can eat healthy.

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LadyGagasNipple 19

Well, I guess I can tell the doctor I get plenty of fruit in my diet.

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worldclassrager 39

She's right...but why question how an egg is a fruit or vegetable...it's pretty obvious where it falls in the food pyramid...

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OneFourNine 9

What will she say when she see's her first man with hard balls? Fruit tree!

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marieeanderson 5

She was probably baked as hell ?

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buckdharma 37

Doesn't the rooster have to plant something?

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pleasedie 22

Surely she was just messing with you ? People can't be THAT stupid...... Can they ?

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freddygasman 18

Speaking from eggsperience, yes they can.

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Ichiya 29

Butter is a fat, carbs are long stings of simple sugars connected. Simply put startches are carbs and only startches.

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Ichiya 29

I haven't seen it. All I know is based on the fml's content you can't assume people are joking about stupid things any more.

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