By hannahj88 - 16/10/2010 04:41 - Australia

Today, while working at the bakery, I slipped on a pen. I dropped the pie rack I was holding full of pies right on my face. I now have a burn mark on my cheek that looks like a swastika. FML
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Zebidee 8

Them: "OMG! You have a swastika branded into your face!!" You: "Yeah, I got it years ago when I was in charge of the ovens." Them: *looks horrified* *runs away* You: "No! You don't understand! I was working in a bakery!!!" You: "FML."

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FFML_314 11

Swastika shaped pie racks. Sounds like a very family oriented place.

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Zebidee 8

Them: "OMG! You have a swastika branded into your face!!" You: "Yeah, I got it years ago when I was in charge of the ovens." Them: *looks horrified* *runs away* You: "No! You don't understand! I was working in a bakery!!!" You: "FML."

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Stormblessed 0

Haha, cruel but hilarious. This actually made me laugh. Most coments I can acknowledge as amusing/entertaining, but few make me literally "lol." Kudos to you, sir.

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Zebidee 8

Yeah, the joke was pretty marginal, but I tried to write it so as to not be a dick. Living in Germany, this stuff is a pretty big deal, and I have some strong opinions on the subject (anti, not pro!) I'm glad it came across the way it was intended.

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FYLDeep 25

I felt like you stole part of it from me though. At least it's somewhat of a fresh take on the same angle.

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MissErikaHart 0

deserves some credit^ not really... a little

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Zebidee 8

Oh, FYLdeep - sorry - I didn't read yours in connection with mine, but of course partial credit can go to both you and #8, which is also a related joke.

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Dion_fml 2

try to "change" the shape of the burn, by burning it again... example: _ |_|_ _| | This is what you have... just adjust it a bit until you have this: ____ |_|_| |_|_| This is what i did when i had a swastika on my face with permanent marker

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Perplex_fml 2

lmao try not to scare children with it FYL

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hahaalolz 0

children won't understand what a swastika is or means... dahhh

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CiaranPM 0

It means good luck or peace.

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RedPillSucks 31

If you're chinese, or hindu.

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aardvarkish 16

Don't worry. A Swastika is an ancient sign for good luck among the ancient Indo-Iranians (aka Aryans).

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Air_Force001 0

your one that gots the swastika mixed up with the Aryans symbol I believe..

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aardvarkish 16

61, thank you, my man. I normally refrain from correcting people who accuse me wrongly because I don't want it to be just a two-person argument. It's awesome when some one with a real clue steps in.

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VertigoSD 0

Can I get a picture of that? lol

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xxdjsikoxx 0

That would suck if you scar easy, and if your from a Jewish family .....

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Petawhitney 2

Kat von d's tattoo concealer covers everything from tattoos to burns. Purchase a bottle at your local sephora.

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far_east 6

its the buddha symbol man, buddha came first then adolf took it and named it schwablah

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silentsniper441 0

im pretty sure he made it go the other direction too

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QwertyMcNugget 0

Now how exactly does one manage to get such a mark? O.o

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