Transportation: Today, while on the way to Florida for spring break, I pointed...

By Anonymous - 29/03/2013 17:13 - United States - Lakeland

Today, while on the way to Florida for spring break, I pointed out to my mom a bright blue car in the rear-view mirror. As the car overtook us, we both got a horrifyingly detailed view of the driver jerking off her passenger. FML

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Same thing different taste

By someoneneedsassistance - 24/04/2015 15:07 - United States - Woodford

Today, while driving, I saw a car pull over with its hazard lights on. I went to see if they needed help, only to see the guy was jerking off to something on his phone. FML

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You deserved it 4 034

By mentallyscarred - 31/01/2011 09:34 - United States

Today, while I was waiting at a bus stop, a man stopped at the red light and smiled at me. I smiled back. He blew me a kiss and drove away, just as I realized he was masturbating behind the wheel. FML

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Road rage gone feral

By 16590 - 15/06/2012 22:13 - Sweden

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML

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By queenbitch - 20/04/2015 01:39 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML

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By Noname - 08/02/2009 01:23 - United States

Today, after leaving a store I got stuck at a red light. A car pulled up next to me and there was a half retarded man jerking his junk at me. Nasty image burned into my corneas forever. FML

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You deserved it 3 888

By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 20:31 - United States

Today, my girlfriend tried to cover my eyes while I was driving on the main street, all because she caught me looking at an ad featuring bikini-clad girls on the bus ahead of our car. FML

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You deserved it 6 136

By thoughtidseenitall - 02/02/2013 01:01 - United States - Englewood

Today, while trucking, I got stuck in traffic on a congested highway. After 15 minutes of mind-numbing boredom, I glanced down at the car beside me, only to witness the driver changing her tampon and flicking the old one onto the highway. I can't unsee this. FML

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You deserved it 4 033

By Jill Shanks - 01/09/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML

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You deserved it 4 345

By suzanneallen - 11/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML

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You deserved it 41 000

My eyes!

By Anonymous - 30/05/2019 02:00

Today, I got lost in a car park, late at night, unable to find my car. I started panicking, so I called my dad. I sat down to catch my breath. After about 2 minutes, I heard a noise. I looked up to see a guy jerking off while watching me. He smiled, so I instinctively threw my backpack at his junk and he ran off. FML

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You deserved it 286

TotallyAradical 14

Saturday 30 March 2013 2:38

That chick's got some mad skillz.

mattlw 25

Saturday 30 March 2013 2:42

Im so sorry you all had to see that. I will buy her some tinted windows.

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NeinKittenz 20

Saturday 30 March 2013 9:04

Would did you expect her to be jerkin off? An alligator?

mattuti 8

Saturday 30 March 2013 11:40

I guess she knew how to drive stick..

Druu 53

Saturday 30 March 2013 12:08

Racing through her mind: "Oh my god. Why can't I shift gears?!?!!"

Kitten_Calderon 14

Saturday 30 March 2013 12:40

Well I guess texting and driving isn't the only thing we have to worry about now.

ckrider64 8

Saturday 30 March 2013 16:40

10 and 2...dangerous!

egrudy 9

Saturday 30 March 2013 18:32

Reckless driving how irresponsible .... Guess it was stick shift

bubble_burst 16

Saturday 30 March 2013 19:17

I'm sure the FML part is the OP going to spring break with her mom.

wowsaint 4

Saturday 30 March 2013 20:20

driving nuts!

gimmicksz 9

Saturday 30 March 2013 20:43

Welcome to Florida! This place sucks anyways..

xkncas 8

Saturday 30 March 2013 21:43

Hot!!! I'd be into that, myself!

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Same thing different taste

Road rage gone feral

My eyes!

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