Today, while on a road trip, my family stopped at a gas station...

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By nina - 07/03/2021 06:21

Today, while on a road trip, my family stopped at a gas station and I tried to pee but couldn’t. 20 minutes later, I asked to stop again and this time, I peed for five minutes straight. I’m 24. FML

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J15237 25

Tuesday 30 March 2021 1:51

Just throwing this out there because I dont know if you are a male or female. Could you be pregnant?

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J15237 25

Tuesday 30 March 2021 1:51

Just throwing this out there because I dont know if you are a male or female. Could you be pregnant?

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