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By Anonymous - 28/02/2017 09:53

Today, while in a gay bar a woman bitched me out for assuming she was a lesbian. I wasn't flirting with her. I was just trying to tell her she dropped her keys. FML

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UltimateBob 11

Friday 3 March 2017 0:09

Even if you were only starting to flirt with her why would she bitch you out. She's in a gay bar it's safe to assume she's gay

GhostFox 33

Friday 3 March 2017 7:23

Many gay bars have become somewhat of safe places for women who are afraid of being in bars that have heterosexual men in them. She could have theoretically been their with a friend, I suppose. Either way, reacting that way was overkill for the situation.

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UltimateBob 11

Friday 3 March 2017 0:09

Even if you were only starting to flirt with her why would she bitch you out. She's in a gay bar it's safe to assume she's gay

GhostFox 33

Friday 3 March 2017 7:23

Many gay bars have become somewhat of safe places for women who are afraid of being in bars that have heterosexual men in them. She could have theoretically been their with a friend, I suppose. Either way, reacting that way was overkill for the situation.

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