Kids: Today, while I was painting, my little nephew came in and started...

By ositsranielle - 13/02/2010 17:32 - United States

Today, while I was painting, my little nephew came in and started watching me. I left to clean my brushes. When I came back into the room, my nephew had spilled paint all over the carpet making a rainbow. It took me 5 hours to clean it up. FML

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Today, I had to clean up after the kid who discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML

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By Barney - 18/06/2011 16:10 - United States

Today, I painted my daughter's bedroom. When I wasn't paying attention, the cat walked through the paint tray. There are now Barney purple paw prints all over the house. FML

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By Mom of 3 - 07/10/2018 15:30

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By chuchie - 12/06/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my 5 month-old nephew, who hasn't pooped in two days according to his mom. Well, he pooped. I accidentally stuck my finger in it. While I was wiping my finger off, he rolled over and peed on my new carpet. I rolled him over to clean the pee and he opened fire and pooped again. FML

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By I'm Trading Up For A Dog - 14/12/2014 20:28 - Finland - Pori

Today, I finished a painting I'd spent 3 weeks working on for an exhibition. When I came back from lunch, my cat was perched above it on my desk. He looked at me, then down at the painting, then jumped down onto it. He slipped and smeared the wet paint everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 13:44 - Canada

Today, I finished a big painting for art class. It's also the day my little brother decided it didn't have enough puke on it. FML

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Noped out

By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 00:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my sister and her two-year-old came to my place for a visit. Not long after arriving, my niece ripped off her diaper and immediately took a dump on my white carpet. Guess who had to 'suddenly' leave afterwards, leaving me to clean up the mess. FML

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MadeOfAwesome 1

Saturday 13 February 2010 23:16

brilliant idea. let's leave paint in the hands of a child.

Freeze_fml 16

Saturday 13 February 2010 23:09

Skittles! Paint the rainbow!

Comments

BigLostBear 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 23:36

this has to be fake if not OP is really dumb, why didn't you cover the carpet before painting? and why would you leave paint out infront of a child?

hsshae 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 23:41

I agree ydi

quikwit1212 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 5:32

Never doubt the stupidity of people, you'll end up disappointed.

Narelon 12

Tuesday 30 July 2013 23:50

14, maybe because OP is a competent painter that doesn't need to cover the carpet?

Devyn333 16

Saturday 13 February 2010 23:43

at least he didn't ruin your art

rejectreality101 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 23:44

it could be fake, but that would mean that there is no possibility of stupid people anywhere in the world... anyway YDI for being an idiot

kukri187 12

Saturday 13 February 2010 23:48

ydi for leaving your "little nephew" in a room with paint unattended.

Ferrari_F50 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 23:49

doesn't that make you wish you hadn't gotten C's all your life and weren't to fat, lazy, and stupid to get a real job and make real money? maybe if you had a real job, YOU COULD HIRE A PROFFESIONAL TO CLEAN IT UP. but no, your to fat, lazy, and stupid to make more than $50,000 a year.