Intimacy: Today, while I was having sex, he stopped, looked at me all seriously...

By Anonymous - 14/01/2013 17:58 - United States - Arlington

Today, while I was having sex, he stopped, looked at me all seriously and said, "Permission to climax, ma'am?" FML

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By evelynn - 20/05/2010 06:25 - France

Today, the guy I'm seeing and I were having sex. While I was having my orgasm, he looked at me and said "SHHHH!". FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

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By anonymous - 08/12/2011 10:37 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML

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Repetition

By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

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What is it?

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML

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Get on with it

By KaRaSu - 22/11/2008 12:24 - France

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 02:48 - United States - Gainesboro

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML

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By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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By thisblows - 16/03/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

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By Kwalker3 - 06/05/2012 06:39 - United States - Tracy

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML

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rofdoc 14

Monday 14 January 2013 22:53

What a gentleman!

User57777 13

Monday 14 January 2013 22:53

Did you give him permission?

Comments

Alastrina_fml 20

Saturday 19 January 2013 21:00

He sounds like a total submissive. if you like taking control, that can be a turn-on. =)

errr_21 5

Saturday 19 January 2013 23:02

Sex Elegance 101

Summer_Nat 0

Sunday 20 January 2013 15:08

Haha that cracked me up!

Albixr 8

Monday 21 January 2013 20:53

Oh my gods, that's ADORABLE!

darlinjai 18

Sunday 3 February 2013 4:27

I'm sorry OP but that's just hilarious. I would die laughing

Anumayis 34

Monday 4 February 2013 17:06

My boyfriend read this, you gave him great ideas..

KennyDidIt 9

Sunday 28 April 2013 6:07

"Make it so, Number One."

ashwarden 3

Wednesday 8 May 2013 3:04

That could be considered kinky lol ;))

DusktheKat 12

Saturday 20 July 2013 4:27

That's so polite! He's giving you the option to have the chance of getting pregnant rather than being a douche like some guys.

Guru_Gal 12

Saturday 31 August 2013 0:33

How polite! :D

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