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By Anonymous - 26/11/2017 19:37 - Canada - Vernon

Today, while covering a colleague's shift, a girl at work called in sick with the sniffles, and when she couldn't find anyone to cover for her, she refused to come in. Last week I was forced to come in to work with severe pain, and was rushed to the ER with appendicitis after my shift. FML

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PhantomCrevan 8

Thursday 30 November 2017 21:25

Why are you back at work only one week after a fairly major surgery? Particularly one that leaves you immune compromised for a bit... Which be a reason to be less annoyed by it, since the "sniffles" tend to come with a cough- which I imagine would be an amazingly fun thing to deal with while you are still somewhat cut open.

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PhantomCrevan 8

Thursday 30 November 2017 21:25

Why are you back at work only one week after a fairly major surgery? Particularly one that leaves you immune compromised for a bit... Which be a reason to be less annoyed by it, since the "sniffles" tend to come with a cough- which I imagine would be an amazingly fun thing to deal with while you are still somewhat cut open.

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