Intimacy: Today, while camping, I was given the sex talk, along with visuals... - FML

By Anonymous - 18/03/2015 15:02 - Australia - Mangerton

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Today, while camping, I was given the sex talk, along with visuals created with marshmallows and a roasting fork. FML

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By HotMarshmallowHead - 18/07/2022 16:00

Today, I was out camping with my boyfriend and his friends. I asked my boyfriend to give me a roasted marshmallow, asking him if it was cooled down and he said yes. I put it in my mouth and it was piping hot. They all laughed to the point of tears, all while videoing me screaming and running in agony. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2012 20:25 - United States

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Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

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By Noname - 14/03/2009 05:08 - United States

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Today, I came back from a hike to see my trailer rocking, as well as some strange but obvious noises coming from it. I went camping alone. Two strangers were in my camper having sex. FML

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By more than I wanted to know - 13/05/2013 19:10 - Italy - San Giustino

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Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commented on what the actors were doing. I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour. FML

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By Anon - 23/07/2017 05:00

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Today, I went camping. The night was calm and quiet, so we went to our separate tents to sleep. I closed my eyes, listening to the distant waves and my father playing porn in the tent beside me. FML

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By ReallyMom - 09/01/2014 21:48 - United States - Shawano

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Today, my mom tried giving me the sex talk. Her version of "the talk" consisted of making me watch videos of guys jacking off and reassuring me that "it's natural." FML

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By johnnydoe6969 - 20/11/2011 23:51 - United States

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Today, I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have been sleeping with here and there for a year. To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement. Thirty minutes later I found out she was on her period. What a long night. FML

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By atleasthelocalsarenice - 04/03/2017 12:00

Today, while camping alone in an isolated area, I was woken up at 3 a.m. by a fellow camper, who then offered me a crayfish and a romantic beach walk as a way of flirtation. FML

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MAKE IT STOOOOOP!

By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 05:14 - United States

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Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML

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By confused_girl - 01/08/2013 05:10 - United States - Cedar Rapids

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Today, I got the sex talk from my dad. It wouldn't have been so bad if he hadn't said, "It's not the size of the stick, it's how you use it." I'm a girl. FML

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Top comments

Kallian_fml 21

Thursday 19 March 2015 0:08

I wish you'd given us more detail, OP, my imagination is terrible!

Cian_1 28

Thursday 19 March 2015 0:09

I really want you to re-enact this, film it and give us a link. Sounds hilarious. :P

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eb9821 11

Thursday 19 March 2015 18:16

If your old enough to use the Internet at this point in time then your old enough to have the talk.

katertott 44

Friday 20 March 2015 18:22

The level of awkwardness is equal to the number of prongs on that roasting fork and the number of marshmallows involved. And by awkwardness, I may also mean kinkiness.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 21 March 2015 4:47

Anyone else curious to see the visual representation of that? :D

Benmantha 31

Sunday 17 May 2015 19:01

Did you take notes?

Nitrous_meth 12

Thursday 19 November 2015 7:52

Sounds like band camp

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