By jeffnn - 24/12/2016 04:18 - United States - Melbourne

Today, while building a gingerbread house with my two kids, they thought it would be funny to pee on it while I wasn't looking. Nobody noticed until my wife ate one of the pee-covered gingerbread men. FML
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By ChocolateEverywhere - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - Australia - Melbourne

Today, while I was at work, my kids had the great idea to make chocolate milk. My husband had the great idea not to clean up the chocolate mix the kids spilled, so the floor got covered in chocolate footprints. The cat then had the great idea to step in the mix, and cover everything else in chocolate paw prints. FML
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Tenbed 10

<p>YDI. A soggy baked good is pretty easy to identify.</p>

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Zelda9678 11

Wait, so they PEED on your ginger bread?! What kids would do that?!

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tukejayden 0

They peed on the gingerbread house are they ok? lmao mentally that is

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ProperInglish 2

and physically once that dad is through with them.

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almost_there44 26

How did she not notice a soaking wet ginger bread man?

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Kaylana_fml 31

Please why, I don't understand D: What is wrong with your kids??

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

What the hell? I've heard of kids doing some pretty crazy/disgusting things, but this is a whole new kind of bad behavior. I hope you punished them for this.

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PikarooArtist 17

How did your wife not notice the pee soaked nor the nasty smell of the gingerbread cookies?

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trucker2 33

How old are these kids.... Where were you while this was taking place....pack up them Xmas gifts till next year...

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r1has 28

The degree of FMLness depends on the age of the kids in question. Imagine how much worse it'd be if they were teenagers

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sturschaedel 27

The age doesn't even matter. Once they are old enough to be able to aim without someone helping them (somewhere around 2 years old), they are old enough to know where peeing is acceptable. Something is seriously wrong with them.

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