Intimacy: Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so...

By csgocockblock - 27/07/2016 17:26 - United States - Jenks

Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 23:00 - United Kingdom - Kilkeel

Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML

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Get out of the way

By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

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Maybe he is gay!

By Anonymous - 27/12/2017 05:00

Today, my boyfriend got back from a long wrestling tournament. As a nice surprise, I decided to give him a little show over FaceTime. As soon as I stripped down into my bra and underwear, he paused the screen and started surfing the internet for new shoes. FML

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By ChopSuey - 01/06/2016 04:02 - United States - West Monroe

Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML

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By Johna Richardson - 30/07/2017 20:00

Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML

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By oops - 27/03/2014 23:10 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML

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By Desertdryspell - 20/12/2018 14:00

Today, I dressed up in new lingerie I had bought to surprise my partner. He said "what do you want? Just go to bed instead". So much for that new confidence. FML.

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 20:15 - Netherlands

Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML

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I feel love

By Anonymous - 16/02/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, for Valentine’s Day, I got my boyfriend chocolates, a new Xbox game and planned lots of kinky sexy time. He ate the chocolate, orgasmed after three thrusts, had a 2-hour nap, then ignored me while playing the new game all afternoon. He didn’t get me anything, not even my own orgasm. FML

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By NotAParabola - 07/10/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend over webcam with a cute negligee. He was doing homework. Half an hour later, he finally noticed. Apparently pre-calc is more interesting than his girlfriend. I guess polynomials are just curvier than me. FML

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Dave_Davington 33

Thursday 28 July 2016 12:06

What do you know? Contrary to popular belief, guys aren't in fact perpetually horny. Crazy, I know. But seriously, the sooner you stop taking this stuff personally, the happier your life will be.

arano 29

Thursday 28 July 2016 12:08

I don't know why women expect us to stop what we are doing just because you're walking around half naked. We have other things we enjoy besides sex.

Comments

josephbates 8

Friday 29 July 2016 4:53

Here's a hint Every girl does this cutesy look at me being sexy bullshit And we get 1000s of FMLs about it TELL HIM YOU WANT TO **** HIM SO HARD YOU'LL BREAK HIS DICK OFF!!!

musiclover1316 19

Friday 29 July 2016 5:02

My boyfriend would do the same thing

tmarty 17

Friday 29 July 2016 5:08

I want to thank all the gamers. I enjoy your wives and gf's while you enjoy your game. Keep on :)

Bearsmomma 30

Saturday 30 July 2016 9:24

lol

damnitman62 6

Friday 29 July 2016 5:41

If you are ever in Florida give me a call. Don't ever tell your woman no, for any reason. And if she is walking funny and smiling don't be mad at me. And now you know why us older men have smoking hot younger women.

usmcinfantry0311 8

Friday 29 July 2016 6:49

sounds like its about time for a new boyfriend OP

HighRevolver 17

Friday 29 July 2016 13:50

Can't exactly call CSGO new as its been out for 4 years now

annalily5 28

Friday 29 July 2016 20:17

********** it the room. It's win win, either you get his attention and get sexy couple times, or you don't and you get sexy solo time.

AtWarWithTheDog 6

Friday 29 July 2016 21:17

It's not even the no sex thing, even if you weren't in enticing attire, you said you'd just got in from work. He could, at the very least, yell hi when he hears you come home and hit pause to ask you about your day. Tell him off!

smjulze93 2

Friday 29 July 2016 23:11

ummmmmm I play video games a lot I'm a huge gamer.....my girl asked me too grab her a drink and I came back too her playing with herself on my table...behind her was my 40 in screen and beside her was my red bull...

reluctantAtlas 10

Friday 29 July 2016 23:40

Ya see, that's when I usually start in with the shoulder rub and ask what my guy is up to in game. He has to get off the game eventually, right? So conversation happens and when he logs off...well, spooning leads to forking and all that jazz. And if it doesn't, nothing wrong with a little self-loving.