Love: Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months...

By Say Cheese - 22/08/2011 17:19 - United States

Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML

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By ollie - 26/09/2018 13:30

Today, I spent 30 minutes listening to my crush complain about a stalker that's been sending her flowers and love poems almost every week. It's me. FML

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By DJ - 11/12/2011 01:01 - United States

Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML

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By Hello - 20/06/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML

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By cheezmaster - 16/12/2009 23:55 - United States

Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML

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By Oh - 22/03/2016 22:36 - United States - Winterville

Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML

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By KalaKa - 20/12/2014 20:45 - United States

Today, I sent my girlfriend a long-overdue message telling her I feel like she doesn't really care about me any more, that it seems like she only ever calls me when she needs money, and that I'm even starting to suspect she may be cheating on me. 14 hours later, she replied: "TL;DR". FML

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By anonymous - 28/12/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, the girl that I have been secretly madly in love with for 6 years told me "fuck off and stop doing nice things for me." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2021 01:59 - United States - Weehawken

Today, I asked a girl out. She sent me a whole list of reasons that she hated me. FML

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By Lennie Mcfish - 28/08/2018 01:30

Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML

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WikedWaffle 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 0:47

Dude be happy cheese is amazing!!!!!!!

Sub_Zero_is_God 13

Tuesday 23 August 2011 0:49

Was it very cheesy ?

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dragonh4t 6

Wednesday 24 August 2011 21:33

FYL. But dude you live in Wisconsin, of course she loves cheese!

Dewet09 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 0:35

wtf?

dreamalways22 9

Thursday 25 August 2011 6:08

Show up with a bag of cheetos and she'll really not be able to get enough of you

jeffersoneagle 6

Thursday 25 August 2011 7:39

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

moonchild6991 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 9:09

She must be sooooooo fat

apllk29 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 9:38

dude...you as good as cheddah?

sarahbear1717 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 15:03

But cheese is good

thebiohazerd1 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 20:14

Was she cute?

thebiohazerd1 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 20:14

Was she cute?

MissyBoo13 0

Friday 26 August 2011 5:12

Cheese. Really

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