Today, So my (now ex) husband's, cousin needed a place to live... - FML

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By JMJ78 - 17/10/2017 16:12

Today, So my (now ex) husband's, cousin needed a place to live while she studied. He invited her to stay with us. Never mind the 20 year age gap, I figured that being relatives it'd be ok. Well, to my surprise he ended up sleeping with her, in our house, two rooms away from our son's bedroom. FML

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GhostFox 33

Friday 20 October 2017 19:21

Uh. That almost sounds more like they were resuming something from the past. Which makes it seem very likely that the cousin was a minor during the first round of it... ergh. Also, pretty sure that is illegal in the vast majority of states... and I also suggest keeping your son FAR away from his cousin's on his father's side...

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GhostFox 33

Friday 20 October 2017 19:21

Uh. That almost sounds more like they were resuming something from the past. Which makes it seem very likely that the cousin was a minor during the first round of it... ergh. Also, pretty sure that is illegal in the vast majority of states... and I also suggest keeping your son FAR away from his cousin's on his father's side...

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