Miscellaneous: Today, our carbon monoxide detector started beeping. My mom started...

By eyelashess - 29/06/2011 04:10 - United States

Today, our carbon monoxide detector started beeping. My mom started freaking out and made me go stand outside so I "don't die". I stood outside for 20 minutes, it was raining and it turned out that the detector was just low on battery. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2014 02:04 - United States - Yorktown

Today, I was home alone when I heard the carbon-monoxide detector beeping. Panicking, I grabbed my dog, ran out of my house as fast as I could, and waited outside for 3 hours for my mom to get home. Turned out the detector was just out of batteries. FML

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By Kelso - 06/02/2010 18:22 - United States

Today, my mother told me that the carbon-monoxide alarm went off last night, but since she didn't smell any gas, she decided to just remove the batteries and go back to bed. I had to explain to her that you can't smell carbon monoxide, and that we could have died in our sleep. FML

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By lollerskate - 16/01/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my smoke alarm went off. In a frenzy, I called 9-1-1 and exited my house. Several minutes later a fire truck showed up. After investigating, one of the firemen informed me I needed to change the batteries in my smoke alarm. FML

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By Ashley - 14/10/2019 22:00

Today, two out of our three smoke detectors were going off. My grandpa won't call the fire department because he thinks our house will be condemned. The alarms are still going off. FML

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Today, my house was so dusty that when I started to clean it, the smoke detector went off. FML

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By James - 08/02/2016 22:55 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, the power in my village went out. This caused the back-up battery powered alarm to go off. Nobody in the house even knew our alarm worked, let alone how to make it stop. It's been going off for over an hour now. FML

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By Mel - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shat myself. FML

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By agstone - 09/08/2017 23:15

Today, at 2:47 am, my mom woke me up in a panic screaming about smelling gas and the house blowing up. Twenty minutes, two fire trucks, and a traumatized dog later, it was just the neighbors burning their mail. FML

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By cutthroatkait - 05/08/2014 22:44 - United States

Today, I picked up an extra shift at the store. It was also the day the store's ventilation system shut down, resulting in carbon monoxide poisoning for me and two co-workers. FML

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By wellhellothere - 17/04/2011 07:25 - United States

Today, the fire alarm went off in my dorm. Not only was it 30 degrees outside, but I was in the shower. FML

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bigmanj28 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 11:59

Better safe than sorry

loveexgirl 15

Wednesday 29 June 2011 12:00

why did she stay inside if she was like "your gonna diee" ...

Comments

yesio12 13

Thursday 30 June 2011 2:13

lmao wow, happened to me. my dad made all of us run outside and he called the fire department . the fireman told my dad that it was just the batteries !

RokNRoll11 9

Thursday 30 June 2011 3:30

I would say roflmfaool but that isn't funny it's sad and I'm sorry

baller2432 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 3:35

I rather be soaked than dead...

cleolappost 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 3:53

thats funny!!! lmaoffffff!!! but better safe than sorry!!!! ha ha ha ha!!!

missydaniels 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 3:56

oh, poor you or standin in the rain, because you mom CARES about you.

sonjar 3

Thursday 30 June 2011 5:55

same thing happened to me... but not the rain part, firemen came to my house instead

Anonymoouse_fml 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 5:56

better safe than sorry, and you got a shower!

iluvhaterz 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 6:19

oh I'm sorry I don't like being in the rain either but hey at least ur not dead! ur mom was just trying to look out for u. could u had maybe stood under a tree?

Emperorerror 8

Thursday 30 June 2011 6:54

So you're raging because your mom cares about you? Wow. This is one of the times when I wish for a "Dumbass, that's not a problem" option, to go along with YLS and YDI. I suppose I'll just go with ydi.