Transportation: Today, not thinking and being pissed off, I threw my phone in...

By sheldon103 - 16/05/2015 17:18 - United States - Dayton

Today, not thinking and being pissed off, I threw my phone in the car, making a decent sized crack in the windshield. FML

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sheldon103 4

Monday 18 May 2015 2:21

I actually didn't throw it that hard, it bounced off the dash

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_kyleG_ 34

Sunday 17 May 2015 16:19

Sounds like it was an iThrown

A07 48

Sunday 17 May 2015 16:19

I don't think I'd ever be pissed off enough to throw my phone, mind following up OP?

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tweetbaby14 18

Sunday 17 May 2015 19:22

Must have been a Nokia.

TheBossBryson 11

Sunday 17 May 2015 19:24

What happened to the phone?

1dvos_grl3 21

Sunday 17 May 2015 19:46

Must have been a Nokia

hailhydra 6

Sunday 17 May 2015 19:56

feel better now or nah

imslappy 8

Sunday 17 May 2015 20:11

like a good neighbor state is there. poof.

Lexipants 21

Sunday 17 May 2015 20:18

Calm your ****, bro. There is almost nothing worth raging that hard over.

DanCastellaneta 17

Sunday 17 May 2015 20:29

You're a special kind of stupid, aren't you?

militarybrat 21

Sunday 17 May 2015 20:52

From experience throwing things is never a good way to handle anger.

Ang3lofd3ath167 18

Sunday 17 May 2015 21:18

Right as I saw " wasn't thinking " I already knew you deserved it

ashyismyname2107 16

Sunday 17 May 2015 21:38

That's why we don't throw Nokia phones

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