By Who1s269 - 03/05/2013 12:13 - United States

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Today, my wife told me that getting in the mood to have sex with me is like trying to get in the mood to hit the treadmill. FML
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lovecrazy12 14

An affair is not the solution. Have you ever thought of trying to fix the problem whatever it may be? People like you make me sick.

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chosha_fml 26

If I'd said that it would have meant, 'I don't always feel in the mood from the get go, but once I'm on there I go for it.'

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karen1991 15

Good for your buns and thys lol

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mikepzz 27

This just means you work her out while having sex. She's just a lazy ******.

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prljm10 10

You suck at sex. You want to be better? Then 'suck' during sex. ;)

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azrael_666 1

Maybe your depressing and need to bring a positive attitude to the rekationship so your wife is attracted to you and wants "The Sex"?

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DorkAlert 10

Apparently she does all the work I guess. Sex is strenuous so don't put it all on your partner. Equal exercise opportunity. Or you wife just is not very athletic.

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mkcherry 14

I cannot imagine living life where sex is a chore I feel bad for your wife and bad for you that you got your feelings hurt. If you're making her do all the work and she's saying this because sex is really tiring I suggest you both get some more exercise and for you to stop being lazy in bed. She's still married to you so the sex must not be that important to her anyways - at least she loves you.

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