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By failhusband - 10/07/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, my wife and I decided to try a relationship book. The first activity was to write down some things your partner does that bothers you. I made a very long list, then my wife and I swapped papers. She'd written, "Nothing, I love everything about you." She read my list and began tearing up. FML

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By lynxstorm - 17/11/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend whom I love dearly because he doesn't share his feelings and won't commit. Yesterday, he wrote me a long love letter telling me he wanted to marry me. One of my kids had shoved it under my printer and I didn't find it until after he had moved out. FML

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By atsukobo - 23/02/2012 07:59 - United States

Today, my husband and I went to our first counseling sessions, where the main focus was communication. When the therapist called us in together to discuss techniques we could use at home, my husband looked around, rolled his eyes, and responded with, "Uh huh" to every question. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2022 16:00

Today, we went to couples' counselling. After a while the therapist said to me, “Madam, since we've started, your husband has managed two full sentences without you interrupting him, and most of what you said was, frankly, childish whining.” I'm starting to realise I might be the problem. FML

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eduardo2k 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 9:53

i bet the wife was the one that came up with the idea of the book lolz

mechatron2300 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 9:54

Oh that was a setup... i feel bad for both of you :-

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theoceanscool 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 19:38

FYL. She should've been honest. That's the whole point of those relationship books. Either you're trying to fix something in the relationship, or just trying to make it stronger. You were both supposed to write down what bothers you about the other person. You did your part. She didn't do hers. So, she deserved it.

Misho554 3

Saturday 11 July 2009 19:43

i feel bad for her :(

uberchicken 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 20:00

Aw hell what is WRONG with you? >:[

Oupazas 1

Saturday 11 July 2009 20:05

So much for women appreciating honesty.

casscontagious 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 20:08

SDI. Honestly, it's hard to love everything about a person. You might like it sometimes, but c'mon, really? But yeah. Buy her some flowers. As a girl, I can find alot of things about us that we could definitely do without. I don't know how you guys tolerate us, ahaha. She's hurt, but she should understand that, lol.

ChocolatexGames 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 20:09

Wow. Retard, i cant believe you did that. Your wife is awesome for writing what she did, and your a asshole. bitch.

kawa_fml 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 20:14

hahaha! fyl!

lazylacey 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 20:16

she's obviously lying... no ones perfect. I'm sure you have your flaws.... just like everyone else.

Tubasaurus 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 20:28

Why are so many people here offended by honesty? This was a lose-lose situation. I swear some people can never be pleased.

RigChan 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 20:35

Aww, well, maybe you should have made a smaller list. Then you could be like "let's visit this from time to time, add more things, and cross off the things that have changed, or we have gotten over!" >_>; I know that's kinda manipulative too, but at the same time, you're being honest, and sparing her feelings a little.