Today my tummy looks like a basketball and I feel so stuffed...

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2019 20:24 - Germany - Wuppertal

Today my tummy looks like a basketball and I feel so stuffed that I can hardly breathe. Pretty normal in your third trimester, right? The thing is, Im not pregnant. I havent eaten much either. Actually I just came home from the gym. FML

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Callyn 47

Friday 9 August 2019 17:05

That sounds like a tumor, or at least some sort of serious medical problem. Have you been to the doctor?

zoelog 10

Thursday 22 August 2019 0:09

um....that doesn't really sound normal. maybe you should see a doctor?

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Callyn 47

Friday 9 August 2019 17:05

That sounds like a tumor, or at least some sort of serious medical problem. Have you been to the doctor?

Pacoman17 9

Tuesday 13 August 2019 19:39

Maybe It is something like a fake pregnancy. Did you use the right protection when getting laid? And have there been any signals after that?

Henning Tesch 8

Wednesday 21 August 2019 11:56

Have yourself checked on fructose intollerance. This happens to my sister-in-law when she doesn't pay attention what she is drinking/eating.

zoelog 10

Thursday 22 August 2019 0:09

um....that doesn't really sound normal. maybe you should see a doctor?

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