Today my roommate saw me naked - FML

Today my roommate saw me naked

Kat - 19/09/2018 01:31 - United States

Today, my roommate decided to move in and didn't tip off me or my boyfriend beforehand. When we noticed the light was on in the room, we thought we forgot to shut it off earlier so I went to turn it off. Fully naked, I swung open the door, and he looked up at me. He used to have a crush on me, FML

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