Miscellaneous: Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show... - FML

By jku - 02/01/2012 13:18 - United States

Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML

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jku 14

Wednesday 4 January 2012 7:40

Yes. Yes he did. Maybe more ninja-samurai-hybrid style.

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YaboyVinnie 21

Monday 2 January 2012 18:52

Did he do it ninjastyle?

Epsilonyx 15

Monday 2 January 2012 18:52

That's a damn reasonable excuse. Unless they were California Rolls. Then you should just kill him.

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insanelyXnikki 18

Saturday 7 January 2012 22:18

That's so hilarious it's almost worth it to wake up at 4am.

luzy_q 11

Friday 13 January 2012 1:42

I would be happy if it was real sushi :3 Example in my head: Bro: DUUUUUDDDDDDDEEEE! Check out this fantastical sushi! OP: *Wakes up* Dude! Totally rad, man! *Tastes awesome sushi* WOAH! Phenomenal! Bro: There's nothing better than sushi ant 4 AM *Thumbs up and winks at camera*

luzy_q 11

Friday 13 January 2012 1:45

You mean, AT 4 AM? D:

lilny5613 10

Saturday 31 March 2012 2:45

You made my day! Thanks for the laugh

mayaismagic 1

Monday 25 June 2012 3:49

Is Josh your brother?

chibiemoangel 6

Friday 20 July 2012 20:10

Your brother is awesome.

xRezSynn 15

Saturday 16 February 2013 19:25

Adorable.

Bandking 12

Sunday 6 July 2014 6:38

True Asian?

PunkPrincess_fml 11

Monday 21 September 2015 19:11

Awesome.

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