By veiny - 21/04/2015 13:48 - United States - Kingsport

Today, my nurse girlfriend told me she's more attracted to the veins in my arm than any other part of me. FML
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hsbzjsnsos 12

Well.... at least she's not attracted to someone else

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swanheart 35

That's a weird thing to say. What makes your veins different from everyone else's?

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CrankstaWho 3

Soooo....You're girlfriends a vampire then? Explains the nurse ruse... *nods*

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baleful_strix 6

I can only imagine that the next thing they say is very creepily I want to see you bleed

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mari_1316 2

Hah that's so my brother! he wants to be a doctor and every time he holds anyone hand he checks their veins... XD

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DeadxManxWalking 27

show her the veins in your dick

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akashkarsanbhai 5

Maybe you can figure out a way to make your dick veins pop out a little and then she'll be attracted to your dick.

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