By lynn - 22/06/2012 16:14 - Australia - Bongaree

Today, my new roommate woke me up at noon to bitch about my "selfish sleeping habits" and how they ruin her ability to invite anyone over. I work the graveyard shift at the hospital. FML
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sweetly1120 6

Take your roommate to the graveyard & bury her.

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nelds 12

That's so rude of her, not everyone is on the same sleep schedule.

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pantherprincess 6

Tell her that sleeping at night prohibits you from having your friends over. Maybe she'll get the hint.

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TheInvisibleOne 31

It's always like this in the comment section. Always.

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ArielTheMermaid 17

You're brave to do that. I could never work graveyard shift at a hospital......

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sammyjanette 17

Tell her she has two options. 1. She can either shut up, and deal with it. Or 2. You can quit your job. Stop paying rent. Eventually have both of you kicked out. And, then she can have her friends over to her cardboard box on the street anytime she wants.

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spottyblanket 8

Tell her to move out if she doesn't like it

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Gunslinger3974 0

I have worked graveyards most of my career and very few people are understanding.

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p_syko 5

I'm the same way. I've been working nights for 14 years and its very tough!

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Izabushel 65

Same here. I loved working night duty. And even though I have not been able to work the past few years, I still sleep the best from around 0900 to 1300. Terrible on the Vit D levels though.

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Schiffy 18

Well, DUH! Obviously you're the inconsiderate one for taking a late job involving helping people. Geez, what is wrong with you? (If anyone reading this comment has not picked up on the sarcasm, shame on you.)

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Shiskie 0

I work graveyard as well and deal with a roommate who complains of my excessive and odd sleeping but they do not and will not understand until they work graveyard for more than two weeks! Sometimes I have to be awake for 30+ hours and they will never understand

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