Miscellaneous: Today, my neighbor was having work done in his apartment, and...

By Jolabanane - 21/05/2015 11:51 - France

Today, my neighbor was having work done in his apartment, and he'd warned me that there might be some noise. Yes, there was, what with all the town's firemen in the building after he'd ruptured the main gas pipe. FML

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bettyc4 26

Thursday 21 May 2015 17:34

Holy hell hope everyone's alright.

roxiesmylover_ 15

Thursday 21 May 2015 17:42

God dammit I hope everyone is ok and that a fire didn't start. Sorry op!

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96isntassexyas69 20

Saturday 23 May 2015 8:49

I wouldn't really say fyl, but more, f that guys life.

chronicB 19

Saturday 23 May 2015 18:41

Just let us know about any new... developments

Hyenayena 27

Monday 25 May 2015 20:17

Did he have a permit??

Genius_Kitty 27

Tuesday 26 May 2015 7:04

That is so dangerous. I hope all is well

Wolfipoo 31

Wednesday 27 May 2015 16:43

I hope it didn't cause you too much trouble OP, but that ridiculous that he did something so stupid.

GriffinPeter 20

Thursday 28 May 2015 5:21

At least you were prepared for some noise. Sorry, OP

TheDanBexfield 26

Thursday 28 May 2015 9:51

Jesus! Hopefully everyone was okay OP.

crazy_loner 25

Sunday 7 June 2015 7:10

Wow, that's got to suck.

1dvs_bstd 41

Saturday 8 August 2015 9:43

Well, fair warning.

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