Intimacy: Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at... - FML

By rahrahcakes - 19/03/2012 07:36 - Australia - Brisbane

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Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML

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By swtkiss1 - 18/02/2009 22:26 - United States

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Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 22:00 - Germany

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Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML

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By confused - 25/01/2015 03:26 - United States - Minneapolis

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Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML

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By Person - 07/06/2009 18:07 - United States

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Today, my mother found condoms in my room. She asked why and I said, "Just in case." She started laughing hysterically. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2021 02:00

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Today, my mother was sneaking through my underwear and found my condoms and the bills from the hospital where I had my IUD inserted. She then started yelling at me, saying that I didn't have permission to not have children and that, "I get to choose, not you." I'm 28 years-old. FML

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By Confused - 15/09/2009 09:58 - United States

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Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML

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Judgmental much!?

By Stairway2Heaven - 02/03/2009 21:03 - Canada

Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML

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By laydeegaga - 07/03/2010 08:13

Spicy

Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML

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Thanks Mom

By Enko - 09/11/2008 07:43 - France

Spicy

Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on, she started telling me that I should be careful and use the right protection when having sex. Suddenly she stopped and said, "Actually, I don’t know why I’m telling you this, you don’t have a boyfriend!" FML

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MatheusRajuidas 5

Monday 19 March 2012 12:04

She probably will always see you as her little innocent daughter...

erikabt820 2

Monday 19 March 2012 12:11

Clean your own room, your mum won't have to do it for you!

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Shady46 0

Thursday 22 March 2012 4:42

I think you should have your own house or apartment by now

tyler004 0

Thursday 22 March 2012 7:40

uhhh more like why is your mom cleaning your room? grow up lol

zedakappagammaa 0

Thursday 22 March 2012 15:56

Maybe she wands a grandson

aman33aman 2

Thursday 22 March 2012 22:18

Move out bro

ItsBreezyOutside 3

Thursday 22 March 2012 23:08

Why are you 24 years old and living with your mom... And why is she cleaning your room..

dani435 0

Friday 23 March 2012 1:00

I think its about time you move out..

Bullheard 0

Friday 23 March 2012 4:20

if yur 24 yrs oldd y tha fucck are yu still livin wth yur momm nd hw didd yu evn manage to get agf still livin wth yur mom nd y is she cleanin yur room!!!!!!!!!?!!!

edgeofvictory 4

Saturday 24 March 2012 0:28

You are 24 and in a long term relationship. So why are you with your mom

kenta_fml 0

Saturday 24 March 2012 15:54

Okay, the economy sucks so living with your mom isn't so bad, but why can't you clean your own damn room?

br34kthesilenc3 0

Sunday 25 March 2012 4:07

Maybe it's a sign? I think it's time to move out.

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