Intimacy: Today, my Mom felt the need to walk around school and tell everyone... - FML

By Jordid - 19/08/2010 04:12 - United States

Spicy

Today, my Mom felt the need to walk around school and tell everyone to be nice to me because I just started my period. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 815

You deserved it 4 206

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

PSA

By ColoredPencil13 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Baytown

Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 650

You deserved it 4 945

By shitttyyyday - 14/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 869

You deserved it 4 385

By Crampon - 27/03/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 843

You deserved it 25 025

By embarassed_chick - 24/08/2009 19:59 - United States

Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 720

You deserved it 4 784

By Bebefer - 15/03/2012 07:49 - United States

Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 760

You deserved it 2 455

By Dammit... - 20/11/2010 02:45 - United States

Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 273

You deserved it 3 694

Wrong end of the stick

By anonymous - 09/04/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 590

You deserved it 39 572

Friends

By sandyc - 23/05/2021 22:01

Today, I just got my first period. My mother has been dead for years and my stepmother genuinely wishes I was dead, so who am I supposed to tell? FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 331

You deserved it 73

Insane parenting

By lizzy - 29/07/2022 04:00 - United States - Denver

Today, my mom threatened to hurt me if she finds out i’m not changing my pad in between every single class. My classes are all on opposite sides of the building and nowhere near any bathrooms. I don’t even bleed that much. FML

I agree, your life sucks 986

You deserved it 84

By Anonymous - 08/09/2010 11:24 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum thought it would be acceptable to tell my school that the reason I will not be attending classes is because I have "the shits." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 751

You deserved it 3 246

Next

Top comments

EightInchNails 9

Thursday 19 August 2010 12:13

My God...

nerdsgetmehot 22

Thursday 19 August 2010 19:53

You should tell all of her co-workers to be nice to her when she reaches menopause.

Comments

jordan75_fml 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 20:51

what a retard u should spread something very secret of hers around now go start some rumors!

roxy999_fml 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 21:27

omg. that sucks.

smash94 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 21:31

my mom enjoys being embarassing too.. but never to this extreame. feel so bad for u!

christyxoxo 8

Thursday 19 August 2010 21:56

omg fyl. i'd run into one of the bathroom stalls and stay there for a whole day if my mom did that. btw, why was your mom at school? unless it was an orientation or probably works there.

Freeze_fml 16

Thursday 19 August 2010 21:58

Are you intimate with your mom or everyone at school?

redrovaa 0

Friday 20 August 2010 0:44

Omg, no one has replied to Freeze yet. THIS MADE MY DAY.

trumpetGIRL12345 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 22:18

omg I would die

zackkmann21 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 22:42

HAHAHAHAHAHA

canzo378 0

Friday 20 August 2010 1:30

yea... parents can be so stupid!!

eve28 0

Friday 20 August 2010 4:05

lmfao shes just tryna look out for you, now your a grown ass women

AfyTafy 0

Friday 20 August 2010 4:26

ohh that sucks!! moms.... ugh

2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9

FML on Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous My ex Stalker Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Sex Intimacy Suspicious Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

The Top

The Top

Today, I gave my wife a cat. The first thing it did when it got out of the box was scratch the sh*t out of my leg. Next, it ran up to my wife and purred. She said, "Good cat." FML

I agree, your life sucks 532

You deserved it 84

Today, I sat across from a cute boy in my English class. I thought it was cute when he winked at me, so I laughed and winked back. I didn't understand why he shot me a dirty look, until I later found out he has eyelid spasms. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 955

You deserved it 6 823

Today, my mother met a new member of my band. He's a piano player from Mexico City. She introduced herself as my mother, then asked him if he spoke Spanish or Mexican. This lead to a long talk about how they speak Spanish in Mexico too. She didn’t believe him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 037

You deserved it 116

Today, after handing in my resume to get a part-time job, I tried leaving, but the door wouldn't open. It was the "in" door. The person I gave my resume to had to slowly explain this to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 074

You deserved it 25 876

Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 064

You deserved it 176

Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 862

You deserved it 109