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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, my mom asked if she could use my red dress for her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wanted to wear it. She called me a selfish, greedy bitch who would stay single forever. I paid for her plane ticket, her hotel fees and her cruise ship fee. FML
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ohhhhshizzz 0

Yeah I agree with #3, you better cancel that trip. that will show her who's a greedy selfish bitch. And while she is wondering why the flight was cancled. say its cause you were a greedy selfish bitch. And then put on the red dress and leave. =] bwahah.

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fml_seriously316 13

Great mom you got there. But she technically is the selfish greedy bitch

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shakile78 7

Make her pay for what you did and show her that she is the selfish jerk

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blackwidowtaco 31

Weird that your mom would want to borrow her daughters dress instead of just wearing one of her own.

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BigNumberSixTwo 0

Smack dat bitch up da head! Damn!

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littlexlune 16

You should've gone instead.

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MelonLord1544 11

Fake. Wanna know why? You purchased both an airplane ticket and ship ticket

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