By a4rk - 08/07/2012 18:32 - Malaysia - Sibu

Today, my manager called me into his office and spent half an hour screaming at me for granting one of our workers so many religious off-days. Apparently, the name of these "religious observances" actually means something to the effect of "scoring some pussy" in Macedonian. FML
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DocBastard 38

*moves to Malaysia* *converts to this guy's religion* *learns Macedonian*

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Drigr 9

After he fires you, remember the terms this coworker used and use them at your next job to score some pussy instead of work.

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flashback.miss 28

Ouch. but you can hardly be blamed for it. you didn't know and trusted it was for religious purposes. but who thinks the worker is going ░░░█░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░░▒▒▒░░​█ ░░█░░░░░░▄██▀▄▄░░░░░▄▄▄░░░​█ ░▀▒▄▄▄▒░█▀▀▀▀▄▄█░░░██▄▄█░░​░█ █▒█▒▄░▀▄▄▄▀░░░░░░░░█░░░▒▒▒​▒▒█ █▒█░█▀▄▄░░░░░█▀░░░░▀▄░░▄▀▀​▀▄▒█ ░█▀▄░█▄░█▀▄▄░▀░▀▀░▄▄▀░░░░█​░░█ ░░█░░▀▄▀█▄▄░█▀▀▀▄▄▄▄▀▀█▀██​░█ ░░░█░░██░░▀█▄▄▄█▄▄█▄████░█ but seriously the worker should be punished, not op.

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bluevayero 42

its not "Macedonian". in MAcedonia they speak Hellenic

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3rdbass 9

Great! Now if only you know what scoring some pussy meant.

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lenamartinovic 13

Idiot. It's Macedonia and the language is Macedonian. My dad is from there and he does not speak "Hellenic".

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bonnie789 1

They used to. Now they sound Slavic and are a republic unfortunately

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t765234 10

16- Hellenistic would be the term used to refer to the culture of the macedonian empire, I do not think it's the language.

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Irishgypsy 2

Is it difficult to convert to that religion? Amen

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snowboarder531 5

There's no way you could have known. Hopefully your manger understands.

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downtime 12

Well, there is a way they could have known, by looking it up. Especially since it sounds like it was very regular, you'd think it'd maybe be cause to check, but I know most people including myself wouldn't. He should be yelling at and firing that employee, unless the OP was hired for their comprehensive knowledge of all religious holidays then he can't expect it to be picked up by someone who doesn't speak the language. Unless it was really obvious...

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purpledrizzle 5

FYL, it's really not your fault OP. I must say, that worker is quite the evil mastermind :)

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Steve95401 49

Getting some is heaven on earth and, best of all, you get to skip the sermon.

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maszaros 9

Do some research before you believe something that sounds stupid! Seriously? Are you super-gullible!?

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olpally 32

My dad would be all for "scoring some pussy" as a holiday... Lmao... Oh boy op, I hope you're alright.

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