By torny>horny - 10/04/2011 04:42 - United States

Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML
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Residence_fml 4

Well that kinda sucks, but be happy he tried to do something. It's apperantly an unspoken rule for women to be happy with what their husbands give them, with the right thought behind it of course, even though it kinda fails. My boyfriend always tries to cook me delicious diner but ends up throwing a main ingredient in I really don't like. I still love the fact he went through all the trouble trying to please me.

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kkay_soccergirl 0

oh hey where did you get that scratch from? well..... lol

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rayqaza21 0

did u fall on em?

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ashmichelle85 0

I see people quoting Poison's Every Rose Has It's Thorn but no one mentioning Bon Jovi's Bed of Roses..."I wanna lay you down in a bed of roses, for tonight I sleep on a bed of nails." lol

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Professor59 2

"My husband tried to be romantic. FML." Maybe your life isn't very F'd at all. But hey, go ahead and keep whining until it is!

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Prettythick55 0

Damn! Men can't do shit rt! LOL

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itsAteenWORLDxo 0

well its the thought that counts:) lol

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