Miscellaneous: Today, my hairdresser apologised because he couldn't distinguish...

By Edgarillo - 14/02/2013 07:59 - Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh City

Today, my hairdresser apologised because he couldn't distinguish the hair from the back of my head from the hair from my back. FML

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perdix 29

Thursday 14 February 2013 16:12

The story doesn't include the gender of the OP. Please be a girl. Please be a girl. Please be a girl. It's just funnier that way.

mangoboy1 19

Thursday 14 February 2013 16:12

And I thought I was hairy

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Werken247 14

Thursday 14 February 2013 20:04

Look at the bright side OP, if you're ever marooned on a deserted island, you can use the hair from your back to make rope, then you can lash together a couple of sea turtles and get away.

theboy13 13

Thursday 14 February 2013 20:48

Shave dude that's gross

Jacksparrow72 21

Thursday 14 February 2013 22:34

That you sasquatch?

Evynova_fml 4

Thursday 14 February 2013 22:50

Already seen this one on the french version of FML :)

firefighter925 18

Thursday 14 February 2013 23:00

r u brothers with chewbacca? damn lol

wvcheesehead1 9

Thursday 14 February 2013 23:08

The missing link has been found.

cannonman1863 17

Friday 15 February 2013 0:13

Hmm... one could assume that the OP has a rather hairy back, of course, it could just be someone who's seriously baldning

Satoaoi 13

Friday 15 February 2013 1:46

damn. time for shave then

maddygirl820 10

Friday 15 February 2013 2:15

That's disgusting

fmylife_1980 5

Friday 15 February 2013 11:33

Hairdresser should know better. Geez. They only cut peeps hair every single day!

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