Transportation: Today, my girlfriend tried to cover my eyes while I was driving...

By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 20:31 - United States

Today, my girlfriend tried to cover my eyes while I was driving on the main street, all because she caught me looking at an ad featuring bikini-clad girls on the bus ahead of our car. FML

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By Crash - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By mhm - 06/05/2012 02:21 - Canada - Woodbridge

Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML

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By milkymoo - 30/05/2011 01:45 - Cyprus

Today, I was catching the bus to my new job. While waiting at the lights, I decided to play the staring game and ended up staring at a woman in the car next to the bus for ages, really creeping her out. It turns out she's my new boss. FML

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borntoperform 14

Tuesday 20 December 2011 0:51

I guess she didn't think that one through...

djwilson50 3

Tuesday 20 December 2011 0:52

Sounds like shes feeling insecure!

Comments

meeexxx 18

Tuesday 20 December 2011 14:46

dump her for trying to kill you both

Awnonymous 4

Tuesday 20 December 2011 14:53

So dump the dumb *****

Okayitwasme 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 15:26

That's retarded! Even I, a girl like to look at beautiful bodies! Don't let her buy beauty magazines! They have sexy women in there, and tell her no sears catalogs either! Nothing wrong with looking! Touching on the other hand is a no no!

LullzKitteh 1

Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:45

ydi for dating a stunned ****

mileyfan17 8

Tuesday 20 December 2011 22:01

She's a keeper

lainiebug123 5

Tuesday 20 December 2011 22:18

lol i do that to my boyfriend but, he wouldnt be driving... xD

hwns 2

Wednesday 21 December 2011 2:26

yee, i used to date a crazy bitch like that.. bad times bad times

j3ebrules 13

Wednesday 21 December 2011 6:36

Oh... that's not safe.

JustAGuy18 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 9:50

I'm a car-guy. I'd break up with her by now.. People who risk other drivers, just plain dumb. Disrespectful. If those people didnt exist.. My insurance won't be so damn high....

MeowsLikaLion 4

Wednesday 21 December 2011 20:10

crazy bitch she needs to stop being so insecure of herself. so what you were looking at pictures of hot girls? if she had more faith in herself she wouldn't worry about it. she'd rather kill both of you then risk you looking at another woman?? crazy bitch.