Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend smelt my penis after I got back from the...

By evomadrid24 - 17/06/2011 00:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend smelt my penis after I got back from the gym. She was making sure it didn't smell like latex. I can't even go to the gym without her thinking I'm cheating on her. FML

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To each their own

By engagedtoafreak - 22/03/2025 19:00 - United States

Today, I took off my socks after I got home from the gym. Later, I found my fiance sniffing them, with an enormous boner in his pants. Ew. Ewwww. FML

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We all do it. Don't we?

By Anonymous - 30/08/2010 07:30 - United States

Today, I saw my girlfriend scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers. FML

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Multiusage

By Anonymous - 06/11/2021 05:00 - Poland - Poznan

Today, I noticed my girlfriend wiping her sweaty armpits with the small towel that I always use to wipe my face with after shaving. Now I know why the towel smells so bad. FML

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By DSM - 14/03/2009 11:05 - United States

Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML

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By FutureMarine3658 - 08/08/2012 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, out of habit, after scratching my balls, I then smelled my hand. It was at that moment I realized most of my gym was staring at me. FML

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Quick thinking

By rolyat - 01/05/2012 16:41 - United States - Rochester

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. When I took my underwear off, she looked at my penis, snorted, and covered her mouth. She claimed that her "allergies" were flaring and we have to wait until they clear up. FML

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To each his own

By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 14:00

Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML

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By TwiceDaily,Kids - 06/04/2012 00:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML

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I can explain

By 1nn0cen7 1 sw3ar - 06/05/2022 14:00

Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML

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Mixed feelings

By thefriedman - 12/02/2013 04:59 - United States - Perris

Today, I realized that the air freshener in my bathroom and the air freshener in my girlfriend's bedroom are the exact same scent. Now, every time I go to the bathroom I get an erection, and every time my girlfriend and I have sex in her room, I think about shitting. FML

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dudeitsdanny 9

Friday 17 June 2011 8:45

She sniffed your sweaty crotch to see if you cheated? She took that chance? That's seriously psychotic. Nothing grosser than sweaty junk. Run, dude. Run before she picks up your scent! You'll never lose her once she does!

GingerFro 0

Friday 17 June 2011 8:43

fyl she's got issues

Comments

demonspeed 0

Friday 17 June 2011 15:20

men who respond to this: "she doesn't trust you" women who respond: " you must have cheated before". why can she just not be a crazy insecure girl? why does he automatically have to be a cheater. sounds like all of you are a heartbeat away from smelling some balls....

wdfcrystal 6

Friday 17 June 2011 17:01

agreed

kpadgett045 0

Friday 17 June 2011 15:26

oh brother..thats a good sign to hit the road. and you know what they say if she's afraid of you cheating its probably because she already is.

shelby0123 0

Friday 17 June 2011 15:28

usually the accuser is the one cheating

crushedone 7

Friday 17 June 2011 15:30

I hope you gave her a sweaty teabagging.

StillNOLove 0

Friday 17 June 2011 15:30

damn that's a trip.

welandedonthemoo 5

Friday 17 June 2011 15:31

it's proly cause she's cheating and now thinks that u are.

kpadgett045 0

Friday 17 June 2011 15:34

ok that confirms it all womeb are crazy, now i know why im gay...

cherrypassion 6

Friday 17 June 2011 15:43

wtf is smelt?

rooneyroo 0

Friday 17 June 2011 16:28

To smelt is to put raw metals into a forge and bring them to a liquified state, where you can then skim off the impurities and have the pure metal. no clue what the OP meant by it.