By failure - 08/04/2011 05:24

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend hid my car keys and decided that she wouldn't give them back until I succeeded in giving her an orgasm. FML
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Cinn_fml 22

That's one way of doing it. But there is probably a better way of telling you what you need to give her.

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Give_Linux_A_Go 28

Just do oral I guess? Or, like the guys above me are saying, take something of hers!

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jadee000 0

That sounds like a fair trade

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Picking_Kuppies 0

Totally, since having sex with *one* person makes you a *****.

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rhpsfan9 10

looks like you'll be staying there for a while (:

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vita987 0

some people are selfish lovers, maybe she was just sick of it, shit!

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thisdue1775 0

make a spare key

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TinyDude 10

U prolly have a tiny weiner for her to say that. No offence.

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sydneynadiabibi 0

why are you complaining ? you got to get it in before you left !

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