Love: Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her...

By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 02:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2022 07:30

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2013 16:20 - United States - Bessemer

Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually turned my phone back on and told my girlfriend that my grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship because I went offline all day. FML

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By really? - 23/09/2013 02:24 - United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML

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By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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By lovegotmehung - 29/10/2010 04:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. Just as she said "I love you", the credit on my phone runs out. She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her. She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up. FML

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By good job bf - 11/01/2013 04:06 - United States - Southampton

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML

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By Dodged a nuke. - 08/09/2025 03:00 - Mexico

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML

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By nadette - 25/05/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML

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Don't blame me

By Face_loser - 24/11/2009 08:11 - United States

Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend at her request, because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received four calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML

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stunty_fml 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 9:49

You were lucky to find out what a bitch she is. Mourn over your grandpa, forget her.

aerials_fml 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 9:50

Well, if she can't handle not getting calls from you for only a few days, that seems clingy. Perhaps this is a good thing.

Comments

ritzy05 1

Wednesday 15 July 2009 15:11

you deserve.... BETTER! sorry to hear about your grandpa and DON'T sit there and apologize to this girl, she si NOT worth it!

aback 4

Wednesday 15 July 2009 15:12

You dodged a bullet. Crazy bitch would only have gotten worse if you'd married her.

Essentials 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 15:16

dumb ******* bitches. forget about her.

marz88 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 15:19

To quote someone else who once commented on this site..."you need to go native Indian on her ass and join the Slapahoe tribe"

philosopher 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 5:34

Native Indian.... LOL, wow. XD

galad2003 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 15:24

Now you know she is a selfish bitch and you can move

Mulada 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 15:29

Girls like her make women look bad. You deserve better then that clingy bitch who can't go a few days without hearing your voice. And I'm terribly sorry for your loss.

jonnymohio 2

Wednesday 15 July 2009 15:31

Count your blessings. You were able to spend time with your grandfather right before he died, and you got rid of a beeyatch before the relationship progressed. Saved yourself from becoming a whipped husband.