Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend asked me to take my belt off as the buckle...

By zetuga - 01/04/2015 07:40 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, my girlfriend asked me to take my belt off as the buckle was hurting her leg. I didn't have a belt on. FML

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By soldier - 06/05/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, I was running late for work. To save time, I grabbed my belt on my way out the door and was putting it on in the elevator, which stopped at the next floor before I had put my belt all the way on. A hot girl stepped into the elevator, looked at my undone belt, screamed "Ew" and got off. FML

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Pain like no one has ever seen before

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML

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By Hikara - 13/04/2009 13:44 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML

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Fight! Fight!

By LostInSunday - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML

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By solomantis - 30/07/2009 05:46 - Norway

Today, I was trying to wiggle my boxer shorts off to get it on with my girlfriend when my knee hooked on the elastic band. I was anxious to get started, so I used force and ended up kneeing my girlfriend in the crotch. FML

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By roo - 27/01/2011 16:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting a flight home. I'd worn a belt because my skirt was too big. When I walked through security, they asked me to remove my belt. My skirt fell down in front of everyone. FML

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Unexpected

By Matt988 - 22/03/2021 23:00 - India

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 20:53 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2016 05:13 - United States

Today, after a long day, I energetically took off my belt to take my pants off and relax. In doing so, I whipped the belt around in the air, causing it to spin around and slap me right in my tender ballsack. I almost threw up. FML

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By Belt issues - 09/06/2016 12:21 - Canada - Montr?al

Today, I took a train for 5 hours to a remote northern community. My belt broke as I was getting off the train. I went to the only store and bought a new belt. Taking it off to go to bed, the new belt broke. I have to go visit clients today with a shoestring holding up my pants. FML

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Wednesday 1 April 2015 15:22

Could someone explain to me what happened in fluent English?

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Wednesday 1 April 2015 15:22

I'm confused

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Gardevoir2 11

Wednesday 1 April 2015 15:25

**** ya life man !! x) best april fool evaaa

ProfessorMctitie 20

Wednesday 1 April 2015 15:25

How did this FML get approved??

WeakYoungTeen 21

Wednesday 1 April 2015 15:26

Go look at every single FML on this website. They're all like that.

Welshite 39

Wednesday 1 April 2015 15:25

Tactile hallucination is a serious diagnosis. Take your girlfriend to a psychiatrist ASAP!

B1ackthesun 31

Wednesday 1 April 2015 15:26

Check the date ;)

jesterinperil 28

Wednesday 1 April 2015 15:27

Happy April first from the moderators.

jmigs17 19

Wednesday 1 April 2015 15:28

Every single FML released today deserved to be in the "worst" section they release from time to time.

MOOSE786 8

Wednesday 1 April 2015 15:28

You even English bruh

chblake 9

Saturday 4 April 2015 0:42

Do you?

yuno_gasai_fml 34

Wednesday 1 April 2015 15:28

Check the random section, all FML posts are changed

davisjenny81 30

Wednesday 1 April 2015 15:29

Stop editing them moderators! It hurts my brain!

ProfessorMctitie 20

Wednesday 1 April 2015 15:29

This isnt a very good april fools joke

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